|This is my bro. One of the funnest guys in the world. This pic is from last Christmas. He got socks & we felt like he needed a sock-hair-do. It looks good, no?|
Example from this past weekend:
We went shopping and bought him a new bag of socks. I put the socks on the sofa in our bedroom on Saturday night. On Sunday morning I'm in the shower and hear him talking to himself:
Binderclips: Where are my socks? They didn't just get up and run away...grumble, grumble, grumble
Hulabuns (from the shower): I really hope your talking about food out there, 'cause I'm starving
Binderclips: muffled talking
Hulabuns: What are you doing out there?
Binderclips: I can't find my socks
Hulabuns (getting out of the shower): "Try your s-o-c-k drawer" I say spelling "sock" out, thinking 'Great, today is going to be fun. Binderclips is having a slow day.'
Binderclips: I want to wear my new socks. Where are they?
Hulabuns: They are out there somewhere probably right in front of your face. BTW, if you try making food in the k-i-t-c-h-e-n, you might be more productive at feeding your hungry wife. I'm just sayin.
Binderclips: WHERE ARE MY SOCKS?!
Hulabuns: Ok, ok don't get your panties all in a bunch...
Binderclips: *If I don't get to wear my new socks today I will probably kill someone face*
Hulabuns: Look! Your socks, they were right here on the c-o-u-c-h!
Binderclips: Stop spelling everything *If you spell another word I will tackle you face*
Hulabuns: Well, if you would have just been looking with your eyes you would have found them
Binderclips: They were in a bag on the couch, which you conveniently forgot to mention. You basically hid them on me.
Hulabuns: Agree to disagree *I may have hid them to mess with him face*
In response to this I made my facebook status:
Danger: Missing socks on the loose. Not just one, entire new bag. Beware bag CAN be used as a weapon.
When I lose stuff it's usually my fault. I once lost the toothpaste that I had just put on my toothbrush. Totally not kidding. We were getting ready for bed one night. I was in our bathroom getting ready to brush my teeth. I got my toothbrush out, then opened the toothpaste. The toothpaste tube was getting a little low so I had to apply a bit more force to the tube to get the toothpaste out. I squeezed it and pressed down, saw toothpaste come out, then for a brief moment looked away. When I looked back down the toothpaste was gone.
Just at that moment Binderclips walked into the bathroom to see me with confused look on my face. I kept looking back and forth from the toothpaste tube to my toothbrush, then just stood there dumbfounded. When he asked me what I was doing I said "I'm not sure I should tell you. I'm pretty sure I lost my toothpaste." "No you didn't, it's in your hand" he says looking at the tube in my hand. After explaining what had happened we went on a "In Search of" mission to find the missing toothpaste.
Where was it, you ask? On the back of the faucet. Yep, on the back. I must have applied the toothpaste with such force that my toothbrush became a slingshot and that's just where it happened to land. Now, every night Binderclips asks me if I need a "toothpaste assist". I usually do.
Have a great day everyone! Later gators.