Saturday, November 13, 2010

Bad Blogger


It's a foil hat. What? What's weird about that?

Hey folks! No, I'm not actually talking about Blogger as in what I use to blog, instead I'm talking about me, the blogger. I've been a very bad blogger lately. I mean, I haven't updated my blog since Tuesday, that's not good.

But, I have been super duper busy with work and I'm just gonna come right out and say it, I'm trying to lose 5-10 pounds. That's right, I've been working my fitness and on Thursday I ran 6 miles and my knee was really really really upset about it. I think it's finally forgiven me though, thank goodness. In fact my goal tomorrow is to run 4-6 more, but we'll see how that goes. Wish me luck on that.

Any who, I wanted you guys to know I've been thinking about you. And I thought I'd share a couple of statements that were spoken this very night, that, can be taken several  different ways (or are just plain funny) with you.

1) Me to Binderclips: "You could never get in these pants"

2) Binderclips to me: "Just stay still, that would be sexy"

Ok, so there aren't that many, but you could interpret them several different ways, no? What you should know is that I said #1 to Binderclips while out in public, you know, where other people could hear me. But, I didn't do it on purpose and I most certainly didn't mean it how it sounds.

See, I was talking about the pants I was wearing this evening. Ok, so that still doesn't sound good. What I meant was that the pants, when I bought them, were super duper tight and I couldn't even get into them. So, when I said "you could never get into these pants" I meant myself. The pants were tight and I hardly got into them at the store prior to buying them, because they have 2% spandex in them. I know what you're thinking and the answer is "no, I did not buy the pants at an adult store". They are made out of 98% organic cotton and the left over 2% is spandex. OK? Anyways, at the end of the night they had stretched out to the point that my pants were dragging on the ground. Which, makes me think of this, but that is totally NOT what I mean. The pant legs were dragging on the ground, I was not wearing my pants like a gangsta, letting them drag on the ground - just so we're clear here.

The second thing is what Binderclips said to me when I said "If I did that I would not look sexy like Beyonce does" in response to seeing this commercial. His response was "Yeah, you should just stay still, that would be sexy".

Ahhhh, to be me. Oh well, at least we're always having a good time, right?

I hope you all are having a great weekend!

Later gators!!

13 comments:

  1. HulaBuns: You had a tough week. Have a great weekend!

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  2. Thanks for understanding, JJ. :)

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  3. I kind of like the two quotes together.

    "You could never get in THESE pants!"
    "Just stay still, that would be sexy."

    Binderclips proceeds to fit himself into your pants, while you're still in them, standing perfectly still so as not to injure either one of you.

    That's how I saw it in my head, you know, before you went and ruined the illusion.

    Good luck on the fitness! :)

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  4. TB: LOL! I'm pretty sure he would get injured if he tried to get into my pants with me in them though, because I would most like "go ninja" on him. :)

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  5. Ha, you've been to a restaurant. And if the evidence is correct you've in my Grans words ordered for your eyes not your belly.
    That's take home foil if ever I saw it.

    That picture over your shoulder is v-disturbing. Every time I see it I expect an arm to extend out of the thing. An Algonquin arm of course. With or without the tomahawk. But for some reason I see a Hopi turquoise&silver bracelet, so he must have been on a mega road trip at some point.

    My best to himself.

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  6. Let's call me "Kirk"November 14, 2010 at 10:01 AM

    I don't see where you have the 5-10 lbs you are trying to lose.

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  7. I'm with "TB"...I like the two quotes together! And hey, if you can "go ninja" on Binderclips, then your pants aren't tight enough!

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  8. Vince: I wish I could blame the hat on food we've brought home from a restaurant, but I can't. When I was doing the Halloween post I was playing around with different ideas at home, the foil hat was something I made, well, just to be a hat. LOL

    I agree that the picture is v-disturbing actually. Someone gave it to us and I plan to paint a picture to go in it at some point, but haven't gotten around to it yet.

    Kirk: Thank you, but I have a cruise that I'll be going on that I need to prepare for! ;)

    Kathryn: Good point! I'm going to use that as how I measure if pants are too tight from here on out. "Can I "go ninja" in these?" If the answer is "Yes", then the pants need to be tighter. :D

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  9. Life is not boring over at your house, and all I have to say is good thing you both are on the same page or it would be a fruitful dialog at the marriage counselor's office. Who ever was in ear shot got a good laugh and you made their day.

    Fun post,,, watch that knee though, you might want to do the trend mill a little easier on the old knees and shins, but great on the waistline...

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  10. I believe in the "no pants"pants policy
    Peace Shawn

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  11. gators.....lol!


    Aloha from Waikiki :)

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  12. Nice Hat! And as Fergie says, "Ill be up in the gym still workin on my fitness". Running has definitely taken priority over my blog, too!

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  13. Joanny: You can say that again! Hopefully we made that someone's day. :)

    Shawn: You and Binderclips seem to be on the same page with that one! lol

    Cloudia: Aloha to you also! I'm still waiting for someone to respond with "After while crocodile!" ;)

    JPO: Thanks! I think you and I are the only ones that liked it (the hat). Also, thanks now that song is in my head "...he's my witness" :D Thank you for becoming a new follower.

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