Tuesday, February 4, 2014

My Mind - Unrestricted Access

Tight Pants Pic from Jimmy Fallon Show for your viewing pleasure
I was just taking a break from the kids, in other words, taking a shower. While in there I had, oh I don't know, maybe 20 full minutes to myself. As I was standing there soo many things were going through my head that I felt like I needed to document it somewhere.


Just a warning: This may be hard to keep up with, therefore I have included a  Change of Topic (COT) notification when they occur.


Anyways here we go:


Yay! Me time! Too bad at the end of it I will have handfuls of hair to say goodbye to*. Maybe I should wear a wig? I could literally have a different wig for every day of the week! Might be confusing to the kids tho...


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Man, Bruno Mars' hair was high during the half-time show.
I wonder if he hid snacks up in it? I'm pretty sure he could have hid some up there if he wanted to.
I wonder how much taller his hair made him? It looked like it was at least 6 inches high.
I bet guys and gals who are short were thinking "good idea, I could gain an easy 6 inches off of a hairdo like that."


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Singing "Everybody's talkin' bout my tight pants, I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on"


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Will Ferrell's hair in the tight pants skit with Jimmy Fallon was really funny. It looked like that teacher's hair that I took Child Development (or something along those lines) from in high school...what was her name again? I believe she taught Child Development but didn't have any kids...


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Singing "Everybody's talkin' bout my tight pants, I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on"


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I am soo not interested in wearing tight pants. I guess the pair I have been wearing lately are kind of tight but are they really tight pants? What makes a pant be classified as tight? Probably just that they are, in fact, tight...


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I'm hungry ... Singing "I like chicken...."


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Continue to sing "...I like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver"


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The new black hole is the unblack hole?  Or would it be more like an tunnel based on Hawking's new theory? Black tunnel? But it converts stuff into other unrecognizable stuff... Unblack converter tunnel?


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Singing "Everybody's talkin' bout my tight pants, I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on"


And that's all that I could remember that went through my head! Well, now 1 of 3 things has happened:
1) The tight pants song is in your head
2) The meow mix song is in your head
3) Both songs are in your head


Hope you have a great day!


*Do you know that when you (I'm talking to the ladies on this one) have a baby (or at least when I have just recently had a baby) your hair falls out in droves? Oh yeah, it literally cannot get off of your head fast enough...it's like your head is the plague and it's trying to avoid it.